Egg Man Little Sisters Designs

The Little Sisters of

Perpetual Aggravation

I'm sorry, all of the Little Sisters designs BELOW have been sold, and are no longer available. All are one-of-a-kind. I have left their photos here because I hope you will enjoy looking at them, and I hope they will bring you a chuckle. I will no doubt be creating more Little Sisters, but I can't say when. If you are interested in NUN designs, please click here to email me and I'll let you know when I have them again. Back to MENU PAGE - click here
Guess who went to Catholic grade school (St. Margaret of Scotland in St Louis, MO.) Once you've been taught by nuns, you're never the same again. (But then, I don't think I'd have been the same anyway! haha) Presenting the LITTLE SISTERS OF PERPETUAL AGGRAVATION.... a distinct class of NUNsensical eggs... Painted in humor, but with respect and appreciation for the women who taught me many valuable lessons I use to this day!
	title: SISTER RIGORMORTIS Sorry, Sister Rigormortis has gone on to her Great Reward, and is no longer available. She was one of a kind.
	Sorry, Sister Mary Contrary has joined a cloister, and is no longer available. She was one of a kind.
	title: SISTER MARY HALITOSIS Sorry, Sister Mary Halitosis (I'm almost ashamed to say it!) has taken her last breath, and is no longer available. She was one of a kind.
	title: SISTER ERNEST BORGNINE Sorry, Sister Ernest Borgnine is no longer available. She was one of a kind.
	Sorry, Sister Mary Cataclysm has gone on to her eternal reward, and is no longer available. She was one of a kind.
	Sorry, Sister Myopia Marie is on permanent retreat, and is no longer available. She was one of a kind.
There's a couple of cute stories about Nuns a little further down this page!
	Sorry, Sister Olympia Triathlon is permanently "on the bench", and is no longer available. She was one of a kind.
	title: SISTER SERENITY BLISS Sorry, Sister Serenity Bliss is no longer available. She was one of a kind.
	title: SISTER MARY BONADENTURE Sorry, Sister Mary Bonadenture has been sold and is no longer available. She was one of a kind.
If you are interested in NUN designs, please click here to email me and I'll let you know when I have them again.
AS A LITTLE BONUS TREAT, HERE'S A LITTLE NUN STORY I HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY! There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives. SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. SM: And? SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me. SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do? SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. SM: Oh, no! What happened then? SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys! _____________________________________________________ And for your plenary indulgence, here's another one. Both stories were contributed by Egg Collector Diane Heath in St. Louis, MO. CATHOLIC GASOLINE Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."
	Each egg comes with a custom gift box, information card, and black lacquer wood eggstand. Shown on these pages is a selection of my work currently available. These images represent completed work, ready for shipment. While I do repeat most designs, no two are exactly alike, and in most cases only one of each selection is available online. When it's sold, it's gone. All prices include shipping by U.S. Priority Mail. Prices are U.S. currency. Please check back regularly for an ever-changing assortment.

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